- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

The Female Orgasm

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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