A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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GONNA

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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