what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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women's rights, lol

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Guess what? The Game.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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