A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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