- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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