What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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I regret everything.....

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Women's rights

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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8=> >->-o

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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