knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Knock knock What?

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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