- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Latvia isn't a joke

Im taking a shit right now.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Womens' sports

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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