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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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all hail based mark

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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