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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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