- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

smell the vitamin C

Loperson

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

AIDS.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

You're a frog

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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