What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

EGGPLANT

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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