- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

216-409-7176 Call me.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

haha Otarts was here

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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