What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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A person from Singapore eats

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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