what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Not a joke.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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hard cheese

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Sarah Palin

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Anti Joke

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