A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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