Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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