- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Your existance.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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