- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

to get to the other side.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock, knock. Door opened.

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