What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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