want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

its funny cuz i laughed!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Major League Soccer

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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