What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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2 Penises

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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