- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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