What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

An Artic Storm.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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