- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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