- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

field day?

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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