- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

robin, get in the car.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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