- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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