Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

kaite is dumb that is true

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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