- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Obama walks into a hospital....

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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