Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Where's the dick??? east

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Your mother is average.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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