- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock Know! Come in!

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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