- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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