Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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