- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

cats are pussies

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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