There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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