- Anti Joke

Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing