wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Women

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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