- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Winter

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

"Knock knock." "No."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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