How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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