- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Potassium? K.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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