Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Feminism.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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you first

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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