Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Bark I'm a tree

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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what's black and can't swim?

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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I'm HIV positive.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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