knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

thumb_up thumb_down -40

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +47

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

My children are huge mistakes.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops