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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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