- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

I shot a bitch.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Agent 47.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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