What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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