What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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