- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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