Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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I regret everything.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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