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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Wanker

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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