- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

I woke up today

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

The government

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

whats 69+2? 71

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

So a baby seal walks into a club

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