Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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