What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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YOU

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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