- Anti Joke

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

George Bush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town