An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Your mums a potato

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Anti Joke

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