Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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poop

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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