i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats green? The color green.

British Dentistry

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Once upon a time, The end.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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