- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Well, there's one way...

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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