Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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destiny

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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womens rights

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hi penis ham telephone

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

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