What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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