A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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refridgrator

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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