why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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