Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Today is March 22.

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Hey, Max!!

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42, that is all

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do you call a black man? A person

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I woke up today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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