What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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