- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What can make you pee? Liquid

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Obama.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Jayden Eccles

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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