Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Get on your knees Ho

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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