Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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