- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

MySpace.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

womans rights...

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