Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

squash squash who squash my ass

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

I dont have a girlfriend

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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